The only peppercorn that should be in family life is between the man's legs

A girl should be well-read, smart and have a sense of humor, but no one forbade her to combine this with alcohol and dirty sex.

I am so immoral that Satan himself sprinkles holy water at me

It is very difficult to combine murderous self-criticism and a God complex at the same time, modesty and selfishness, a desire to help people and a desire to burn everything to hell here. It's very hard, but I can handle it.