I have no excuses… ok I do actually. Shitty breakup with M. Still love his dumb a$$ but he’s moved on. It hurts and it sucks but I gotta find me again, I haven’t been ok…. But I’m working on it. I promise I will be around more often now. Might just start with flirt mode to get my self confidence back. It’s hard being discarded so easily by someone you loved so much… all to be replaced (not an upgrade) by a new group of women really really fast afterwards. I guess I should take a little pride in knowing that it took more than one to fill the void of me. Not likely what he thinks though. However, I’m still sensitive and working through it… M always promised me I wouldn’t be alone taking care of this big ol farm, and here I am… alone… takin care of the farm. So…. I am so sorry. I love you guys and miss you so much. I’ll see what I can manage. Please reach out though! I’ll answer my messages and will be available for offline private for small bits of time too. Thank you all ! Xoxo L

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Ok ok I know I’ve said I’ll be back so many times… I have been going through soooooooo much! i might jump on for a bit tonight to chat cuz I miss you guys so damn much! Oh boy do I have stories for ya’ll! 😆 lemme know if you wanna hang… it’s Halloween and I’ve been sick in bed. My crotch goblins are too old to trick or treat so no candy tax for me tonight !

We are a fun adventurous couple, love to try new things and love our sex life. One of our favorite things to do is having sex in random public places. We’ve banged in bar bathrooms with other people in there (way too many to count), the side of the highway multiple times, gas station bathrooms, other people’s houses, in an RV while we were on the road with a bunch of other people up front, on the motorcycle, in the truck, in the woods a ton of times… the list goes on! We are both super goofy and love to have fun. We play Marco Polo in stores when we lose each other all the time. We live on a hobby farm with horses, dogs, cats, chickens, ducks, and a mule. Our lives are always busy, but we definitely take time to make sure we satisfy each other. Our silly bullshit keeps everyone on their toes for sure. We met and haven’t left each others sides since. Come hang out with us, we are always up for a good time! - M & L -

M and I had to take a little time out for ourselves and our families... but... we are back now and better than ever! Now doing couples and solo shows. Let us know what you want to see! We would love the input! xoxo L

We will be on tonight between midnight and 1 tonight… come hang out with us! L & M Oh … and yes that pic is M eating my kitty at the Laura Ingalls Wilder historical house

M & L is now just L... bear with me while i work out the kinks and get everything adjusted. Ive missed you guys so much! Time for me to find myself... breakups suck.