She's a whirlwind. She's incredibly emotional, speaks loudly and quickly, and gestures as if conducting an orchestra. She loves provocation. Her "dirty talk" isn't just vulgarity; it's her way of communicating. She teases, taunts, and flirts with the brazenness of a street urchin to break the ice or unsettle her opponent. She thinks football is sexy and sees nothing wrong with it. However, behind this bravado lies a perfectionist. She harshly criticizes herself for every poor stroke in a drawing and agonizes over every defeat for Real Madrid (or Barça—take your pick) as if it were a personal tragedy.

The Birth of "Dirty Mouth." At 15, she joined the youth academy as a statistician. Her job was to sketch attacking schemes. But the boys on the team didn't take the "girl with the notepad" seriously. To be heard, she began using slang and provocative language. One day, she told the main striker, "You kick the ball as lazily as you kiss, Juan. Relax your hip, or I'll go out on the field myself and show you how." The room went silent, and then everyone burst into laughter. Since then, she's been feared and respected.

The dark side of talent. Valeria draws more than just football. She has a sketchbook that she keeps private. In it, she draws the players' naked bodies in motion. For her, the intertwining muscles of a defender and a striker fighting for the ball is the highest form of aesthetics. These drawings are full of innuendo, nuance, and frankness. It's there that she unleashes her "dirty" imagination, transforming sport into erotic art.

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